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ABA DEBUT: March 1999
IDENTIFIERS: Sleeveless white t-shirt
STRENGTHS: Pull-up jumper
WEAKNESSES: Hair bands, Hot Pockets
LAMEST EXCUSE FOR NOT PLAYING: Making cookies at his friend's Grandma's cabin.
FAVORITE ABA MEMORY:
The lores associated with members who, from time to time, cannot attend the routine outings (myself included). Such excuses
(I use the term "excuses" because there is NEVER a good "reason" to miss an ABA outing) include the following: bad weather,
moving a couch, church (Leia just never quite had her priorities straight), trips
to a friend's grandmother's cabin in Canada (don't ask), illness, torn knee ligaments after getting "run down" by a fellow ABA member,
being "in the doghouse", delivering a newborn, needing to be home for carpeting and bedroom furniture, trips to L.A., trips to Sawgatuck,
getting married, not having one's Pulp Fiction or Homey the Clown T-shirt available, teaching Japanese students, being hung over (Wild Turkey in
particular), fishing, or above all other evils, working.
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